Well we have had a good result from Copenhagen. No deal has been agreed and there is still hope that major governments will pull back from this CO2 obsession that they have developed over the past few years.
How do I know it is a good result? Simply by look at the reactions. Here are some that I found amusing.
James Dilingpole at the London Telegraph is
ecstatic at the sweet sound of exploding watermelons (people who are green on the outside and red on the inside):
I take it all back. Copenhagen was worth it, after all – if only for
the sphincter-bursting rage its supposed failure has caused among our
libtard watermelon chums.
CBC News has an
article that made me laugh out loud:
As it turns out, the UN summit on climate change ended not with a
bang, nor with a whimper. And certainly not with a binding
international agreement on reducing greenhouse gas emissions.The two-week long, lumbering behemoth of a conference here staggered
to a close on the weekend with delegates agreeing to "take notice" of
what, on the surface, appears to be a weak, vague document now being
called the Copenhagen Accord.
What is "take notice," you ask? Here's the pained explanation of UN climate chief Yvo de Boer.
Take notice, he said "is a way of recognizing that something is
there but not going so far as to directly associate yourself with it."
How's that for a ringing endorsement?It's hard to overstate the disappointment and discouragement that most environmentalists felt at the conclusion of this summit.
These NGOs (non-governmental organizations) spent years lobbying,
writing reports, compiling research and building the case for a strong
international agreement to pick up where the Kyoto treaty left off and
tackle global warming.
Copenhagen was supposed to be a turning point.
It turned into a bloated gabfest, one that produced a final document
less than three pages long with none of the enforceable targets to cut
greenhouse gas emissions that green activists were looking for.
We should also note that carbon prices in Europe have fallen to a 6-month low. Oh dear. Hopefully this means a drop in the price of pencils just in time for school to go back.
The London Mail asks for the
heat to be turned down on global warming:
So, if governments believe carbon emissions do endanger the planet, how
about more quiet diplomacy and less posturing? Let's turn down the
rhetorical heat, the 'days left to save mankind' bluster. More
persuasion and less proselytising. Fewer bogus timetables. No circuses
like Copenhagen.
Gordon Brown has spent all week at the circus trying to get a deal together, and more importantly to be seen being useful and effective. I say more importantly, because Gordon Brown is doing a 'Helen Clark'. That is, he is inexcusably and cynically screwing over his country of 60m people in an effort to get himself a cushy UN or EU job next week, when he will be turfed out of office.
'Mr Broon' has
accused a handful of countries of derailing the talked. No one by name, but it was China. He now wants to
reform the UN! Good luck with that, but many would agree. Best to shut it down I feel.
The prime minister will say in his podcast: "Never again should we face the deadlock that threatened to pull down these talks.
"Never again should we let a global deal to move towards a greener future be held to ransom by only a handful of countries."
From the same article, the Swedes are sad:
Swedish Environment Minister Andreas Carlgren said some of
the countries at the talks had not been ready for an agreement that
would have satisfied Europe.
"The EU was ready, the world wasn't ready and that's the failure," he said.
Any failure for Mr Carlgren is a success for the world, in my book.
But who do we have to thank for the failure of a 'deal'? Let's take a look.

First up, we have President Mugabe of Zimbabwe. Mr Mugabe is perhaps the world's leading environmentalist. In less than a decade he has reduced his country's carbon emissions to approximately zero.
Mugabe annoyed everyone by blaming global warming on capitalism. Not that he would have any idea what that was...

Second, Hugo Chevez annoyed everyone by calling Obama the devil [his sulphur metaphor, I omit the least coherent bits].
Chávez said that “the Kyoto Protocol cannot be declared dead or
extinguished... If Obama,
Nobel War Prize, said here, by the way, it smells of sulfur here. It
smells of sulfur. It keeps smelling of sulfur in this world. The Nobel
War Prize has just said here that he came to act. Well, then show it,
sir, don't leave by the back door, eh? Do everything you need to do for
the US to adhere to the Kyoto Protocol, and let's respect Kyoto, and
empower Kyoto, and respond to the world in a transparent fashion.”
Chevez, by the way jails his opponents in Venezuela if they speak this this.

Third, China said it would happily cut CO2 emissions but didn't want anyone checking whether it actually had. China, by the way, can't even cope with an uncensored Internet, so the idea of Al Gore roaming around China in his private jet sniffing the gases was beyond the pale.
Still China gets the blame.

Fourth, some lunatic from Sudan claimed that the deal in the offing "asked Africa to sign a suicide pact, an incineration pact, in order to maintain the economic dominance of a few countries". The Jews at least were presumably upset at this.


Fifth, surely a mention to all the environmentalists, anti-capitalism activists and assorted lunatics that plagued the conference, making it much more difficult to get anything done. Of these, the
Greenpeace nut will be the one I remember, who
twitted on Friday:
The city of Copenhagen is a climate crime scene tonight, with the guilty men and women fleeing to the airport in shame.
We should stuff this guy and display him in a museum for future generations to marvel at his nuttiness.
It is sad to note that we have these five assorted nitwits to thank for the 'failure' of the Copenhagen Conference. Not one person in the photo below questioned the global warming edifice, despite climategate, Rajendra Pachauri's dodgy business setup (on p4 of the
London Telegraph on Sunday) and the freezing cold in Copenhagen itself [God has a sense of of humour, surely you know that - see
here if not]

How galling that the democracies failed us while the despots saved our bacon.